Movie Name: Iron Man
3
Release Date: 26th
April 2013
Genre:
Action/Sci-Fi/Thriller
Director: Shane
Black
Writers:
Drew Pearce and Shane Black (screenplay), Stan Lee, Don Heck, Larry Lieber, Jack Kirby
(comic books)
Stars: Robert Downy
Junior, Gwyneth Paltrow, Guy Pearce, Ben Kingslay
PS: Don’t worry,
there aren't any spoilers :)
Yes! Finally! The
exams have ended and there was no better way to celebrate it. They did not end
on as high a note as I was expecting them to, but then, celebration isn't to be
kept off like that. So yes! Shinjali booked the tickets for all the nine of us!
So a huge shout out thanks to her for doing an excellent job! Because I
actually made a "duh" face in front of a friend who was there in the
line to get the tickets thinking that he could in the first place. So old
school. Haha, Never mind. Lets get down to the good stuff! The Iron stuff that
I was talking about. Excellent. The first words that I would say about the
movie. Not because of the hype, no, not at all. But because of what I saw. So
all the goodness of Iron man three crunched for you within a few words. Here we
go! Enjoy the review!
The Intro
It starts on a note
that you don’t really want an Iron man movie to start with. You see now,
seriousness isn't exactly RDJs' style. But then, something's are pardoned when
you are doing something that big. So well yes, it starts off with a narration
but then goes into the same groovy Stark tone. The style of speech and the
modulations are just perfect and I absolutely adore the man for that. But lets
not get biased here, it could've been better. You might end up feeling a little
superficial in the beginning and not really getting into the movie, but give it
time. Let yourself sink in. It might take a little longer than you thought but
then the whole point of coming to a movie is letting yourself get consumed in
the aura. So let it do that. Let the intro pass. All the magic and good stuff
is right around the corner.
I give the intro a
8/10 that extra point for trying something new.
The Plot
Not that fabulous.
Not particularly that awesome. No. But then great nonetheless. Why am I so
jumpy about my statements? Like I am dancing from one foot to the other?
Because well, that’s what unbiased looks like! Haha getting over it, we were
talking about the plot. Staged in something fairly sensible and relevant as
well as appealing. Terrorism and a plot of the 'dark people' creating super
soldiers is what you can expect when you get into the build up of the plot. It
is very fluid. I have to say that the movie makers have done a wonderful job at
making the movie watchable and feel-able. One thing that I don’t very much like
about the Nolan movies, especially the Batman series is that there is distinct
disconnect between parts of the story. Although that is a very well calculated
and distinguished art that puts a lot of fabric to the story, but then, it
might not allow you to enjoy it sometimes. Its just a different kind of cinema
but then comparison was only because both of the cinemas have come down to
super hero movies and more or less been equally successful, at least in the
word of mouth and hype part. (TDK might have been a tad bit more on the hype
side because of Nolan's popularity and given it had the content) So yes, the
plot is lucid. It dawns upon you and it needs you to embrace it. This one of
the plots that isn't so audacious about falling upon you. You just have to let
it in. And you'll have fun. Trust me, this movie is all about having fun and
all about the way RDJ puts the image of the 'Steel Soldier'. As you'd expect,
there is a lot of 'SUIT' and a boat load of JARVIS (Just A Really Very
Intelligent System) jokes.
Overall there is
this lack of pure story. Whether the movie stands without its animation and
start-cast just as a story is a huge question that I am not very willing to
answer. I would give the plot a 6/10
The Characters
Yes! They are what
make a movie! Especially one like this! Tony Stark is a stellar. Ben Kingsley
is stunning as expected. Flawless performance by the two of these. Pepper and
the 'girl-who-pretends-to-be-a-friend-but-is-with-the-bad-guys' have also done a
great job. But then there was a lack of commitment to the role. That's just
what I felt. You may have a totally different opinion and we still might both
be right. (that’s what I love about diplomacy) The world is ready for only one
change at a time. (why am I quoting the Prestige here?) The characters so hold
their earlier feel. Its like going back home for a series lover. The same
amount of weight and groove to the set up as it was earlier. Wonderful
consistency with the characters and the overall feel of the movie. There isn't
really anything wrong with the characters if you'd ask me. So they get a cheesy
8/10 for that one! (you don’t score a 10 until you do a Prestige or an ESOSM)
The Screenplay
Yes! This is one
part I want to talk about. The screenplay is not distinct. It’s the same old
formula. Good guys, bad guys, good guy kills bad guy, he's still not dead, good
guy gets hit bad, we all start whining, but wait its not over! There is a super
sexy and super exciting, super confusing nevertheless, and super whiplash (read
kickass) end of the story. Tried and test formula across ages and populations.
Nothing new to add to it. Only the part where he narrates, that's new for Iron
ma, but I cant take it as a significant improvement. As the plot grow, so does
the screenplay, but only to a threshold. It wont take you very far from what
you could image. Some very good thinking has gone into the making and
sequencing but not as much as you want. Not the "super duper shit I did
not see that coming" kind of good. I wont spill beans here because for
this kind of straightforward work, talking about it is as good as telling it
all. So I'll just contain all the spoilers.
For all the punches
and screen-shifts along with the impounding suits and flying around shoot
sequences and so amazing work and placement of Montage sequences, I give it a
7.75 for screenplay!
The Specials!
Okay. Now. Take a
deep breath, relax, don’t panic, don’t
think too much, don’t move, and make sure you have your seat-belt on. Especially
if you're watching it in I-Max 3D. There is some really, really amazing special
effects work that has gone into it. The plot, the story and the overall scene
marries with the effects really well. It all makes sense and all of the
tweaking gadgets have a reason for being where they are. Everything placed and
shot perfectly. As my friend Gayatri insisted (and I thank her or that) we
waited back for the after credits scene and all of the rest of the theater had
left (so dumb) which is where I noticed that they had a whole skydiving team!
For a total geek material skydive that they have shown in the movie and they
call it 'Barrel of Monkeys' Totally worth whatever tickets you have spent, this
scene takes it all in. All that you can do is jump up and down and make sure
you don’t die screaming! It is down right one of the coolest diving scenes
you'd have seen till date!
Apart from that I'd
like to dedicate a whole paragraph for the Suits! Damn, there are some really
nice makes right there. Spell bounding special effects and absolutely amazing
CGI. I bow down to whosoever thought it the way it is. The protest outside the
Oscars is now totally justified and I am on their side. The people who make the
imagination of the director look nothing but "REAL" deserve a
standing ovation. I personally applaud all the efforts that have been put after
this movie. Without the effects, it is nothing but a bunch of self obsessed
people fighting for a bar of chocolate.
I give this a 9.5/10
(yes a 9.5! Not even Life of Pi got this!) simply because of the Integrity that
the effects hold with the story which makes it so enjoyable.
The Feels
Now the Part where
we sum it all up! Great experience! Beautiful movie, great dialogues, great
entertainment. If you want to take your brains out, put them in your shelf out
and then go watch it you are going to enjoy it! If you want to take your brains
with you, you'll enjoy is even more! Haha! It is great for a good feel. Makes
you scream for the flying suit and the way it jumps to his self obsessed (not
to mentioned beautifully toned) hell of a body. Well planned, and nicely
executed. The movie is great! No other words, just fabulous. If you have time,
go watch it! There is nothing like it this weekend. Unless you're interested in
what the Indian cinema has to offer with the sorry ass cleavage of some out of
the scene heroines in a desperate movie (read Ek thi Daayan).
My overall rating?
8.5/10 or maybe 4.25/5 is more adaptable to your senses :) 4-1/2 stars are
perfect for this flick!







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